twilightisgaynow:

me in 2018 feeling feelings about the twilight series despite it not being culturally relevant for like half a decade and me no longer enjoying fantasy series: how DID we get here?

smokingsomethingwithrihanna:

Basketball Game In Los Angeles (Jan. 15)

#rihanna  

holybooks:

the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen

#call   #messages   #tetris   #spotify  

witchinghourz:

The Cast of Twilight is Photographed by Vanity Fair, 2008

pilesofgryles:

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

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no problem

timotay-chalamet:

Rami Malek on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon; October 29 2018

lnsmcwby:

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997:

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#um yes  

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

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I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

normalregularguy:

weirdosrus42702:

normalregularguy:

skwhy:

hacash:

reygf:

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀
me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

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woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

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Originally posted by danks-gif

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

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Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

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Originally posted by shh-callate

tony hawk :

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forceawakens:

I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark, and I had the chicken with me because I had to have the chicken with me at all times. This was college. And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner and I had to feed my chicken, so I… Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken. Someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew, I was being accused of forced cannibalism.